I will i will My Countdown Tumblr (3.0; @safran-foer)http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/<p>I finally had time to watch The Office finale and even though I dropped out a bit and openly said &#8220;It should&#8217;ve ended when Michael left&#8221;, I&#8217;m glad it went on for so long and my Thursdays will never be the same. On a related note, Fred Armisen was my first comedy crush and him not being on snl anymore breaks my heart and this is all bringing back 30 rock feels and I just need a minute ok</p>http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50835258822http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50835258822Sun, 19 May 2013 12:53:27 -0500the officepersonal i guessnbcnbc thursdaywe peacock comedy30 rocksnlSaturday Night LiveFred Armisen<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4e28abb664955910e16895df346e51b/tumblr_mn1squRE3U1qdg1yho1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50829789408http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50829789408Sun, 19 May 2013 11:40:51 -0500<p>This guy came into the store today and he looked exactly like Ezra Koenig and he was so cute I wanted to die and I wanted to talk to him [like beside jean questions] but I couldn&#8217;t even look at him without turning red. I&#8217;m hopeless.</p>http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50792404892http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50792404892Sun, 19 May 2013 00:47:50 -0500personal i guessvampire weekendezra koenigWork Stories<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/602c2c6c5532b76fe28d3884cb0f22b3/tumblr_mmwub4SpLn1qa09m7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50792209284http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50792209284Sun, 19 May 2013 00:44:10 -0500<p>Nothing makes me more enraged than dumb ass people picking the wrong house on House Hunters.</p>http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50791474211http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50791474211Sun, 19 May 2013 00:30:44 -0500personal i guesshouse huntersyou paid how much for a box of a house when you could've had a big house for less than your budgetyou actually paid the asking priceyou suck<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7cde2Mtk61qabm53o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50638248540http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50638248540Fri, 17 May 2013 01:44:18 -0500<p>I went into a sex shop today.</p>http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50629976571http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50629976571Thu, 16 May 2013 22:52:16 -0500personal i guessfun factit was hella classy<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50561107951" src="http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50561107951/audio_player_iframe/safran-foer/tumblr_mmvnl7WK0U1qc7q14?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsafran-foer%2F50561107951%2Ftumblr_mmvnl7WK0U1qc7q14" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/>http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50561107951http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50561107951Thu, 16 May 2013 01:05:31 -0500andy hullmanchester orchestra50 cent is my favorite rapperi can't even explain my deep appreciation and love with this song<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/66211452" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://redfurniture.tumblr.com/post/50470392082/i-was-going-to-send-this-to-my-girlfriend" target="_blank">redfurniture</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I was going to send this to my girlfriend privately via email, but I thought y’all could use a lesson in flirting.</p> </blockquote> <p>Fuck finals. I’m studying this. Look out world, Yo’s learning how to flirt.</p>http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50559831533http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50559831533Thu, 16 May 2013 00:35:57 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f6b6ae516c3d4f5359af858931f1fce2/tumblr_mmvfimgb4t1s589lho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>My freshman self is  D Y I N G right now.</p>http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50552994894http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50552994894Wed, 15 May 2013 22:35:43 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c7ba657e71ddb611a5f491b5479f276/tumblr_ml9mfwzK0a1rh8l6jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ohmr.tumblr.com/post/48126400242/the-secret-garden-by-elsa-brightling-on-flickr" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ohmr</a>:</p> <blockquote><pre><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/elsabrightling/8640903709/" title="The Secret Garden" target="_blank">The Secret Garden</a> by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/elsabrightling/" target="_blank">Elsa Brightling</a> on Flickr. </pre></blockquote> <p></p>http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50552522287http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50552522287Wed, 15 May 2013 22:28:58 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_magp2bfQUi1qfkqupo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_magp2bfQUi1qfkqupo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_magp2bfQUi1qfkqupo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://ollygolightly25.tumblr.com/post/50512015142/and-thats-how-we-party" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ollygolightly25</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>And that’s how we party. </p></blockquote>http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50512431936http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50512431936Wed, 15 May 2013 14:22:22 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr4ppkAm8m1r1lbm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My perfect finals movie. Actually just a perfect movie.</p>http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50483216747http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50483216747Wed, 15 May 2013 02:11:48 -0500<p>Wait.</p> <p>Why am I trying to eat my burrito with a fork? Jesus, you&#8217;d think I was trying to impress somebody not watching Burning Love in my pajamas.</p>http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50472045437http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50472045437Tue, 14 May 2013 22:21:58 -0500personal i guessmicrowave burritos because finalsburning loveburning down the house<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bcf38cd5987d11d027bda9832ff63b00/tumblr_mmsqicgSsN1s15x5io1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50465692241http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50465692241Tue, 14 May 2013 21:00:15 -0500<p>My theatre arts appreciation teacher asked me today if I was a photographer and if I had taken Bill&#8217;s class [my old photo teacher who was like the absolute worst] and it really freaked me out because why are two old guys in different departments talking about me like how did I come up just no.</p>http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50460787626http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50460787626Tue, 14 May 2013 19:59:13 -0500personal i guessschool stuffmy godmother would've laughed for days at this story<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eba7299518d8a4bceb782c8dbf47578a/tumblr_mmsyfddzjJ1sr16ivo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50454684530http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50454684530Tue, 14 May 2013 18:37:50 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/52882f41b58582e0156708ccbfda48b8/tumblr_mlym05WPcD1r4xxg1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50356137796http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50356137796Mon, 13 May 2013 13:47:20 -0500<p>Work is screwing me over not giving me any study time for my finals which start Tuesday and it&#8217;s making me even more stressed and I was looking forward to going to UCB tonight but the only person I know who appreciates live comedy bailed on me last minute [which like what? I got tickets for today a month ago because you said today would work best] and my stove doesn&#8217;t work so I&#8217;m eating ramen I made in the microwave, <em>in the microwave. </em>But my mom sent me a really nice text and is saying I can quit and she&#8217;ll pay for my stuff. Also Komal bought her ticket so praise Allah.</p>http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50320901824http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50320901824Sun, 12 May 2013 23:28:05 -0500personal i guesswork sucks right nowfuck jeansucbmicrowave ramen like whatkomal<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed419da9e241913b970039565bff15f3/tumblr_mf000f4S4D1qg9fppo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50070567995http://safran-foer.tumblr.com/post/50070567995Thu, 09 May 2013 23:58:27 -0500