I finally had time to watch The Office finale and even though I dropped out a bit and openly said “It should’ve ended when Michael left”, I’m glad it went on for so long and my Thursdays will never be the same. On a related note, Fred Armisen was my first comedy crush and him not being on snl anymore breaks my heart and this is all bringing back 30 rock feels and I just...
This guy came into the store today and he looked exactly like Ezra Koenig and he was so cute I wanted to die and I wanted to talk to him [like beside jean questions] but I couldn’t even look at him without turning red. I’m hopeless.
Nothing makes me more enraged than dumb ass people picking the wrong house on House Hunters.
I went into a sex shop today.
redfurniture: I was going to send this to my girlfriend privately via email, but I thought y’all could use a lesson in flirting. Fuck finals. I’m studying this. Look out world, Yo’s learning how to flirt.
Wait. Why am I trying to eat my burrito with a fork? Jesus, you’d think I was trying to impress somebody not watching Burning Love in my pajamas.
My theatre arts appreciation teacher asked me today if I was a photographer and if I had taken Bill’s class [my old photo teacher who was like the absolute worst] and it really freaked me out because why are two old guys in different departments talking about me like how did I come up just no.
Work is screwing me over not giving me any study time for my finals which start Tuesday and it’s making me even more stressed and I was looking forward to going to UCB tonight but the only person I know who appreciates live comedy bailed on me last minute [which like what? I got tickets for today a month ago because you said today would work best] and my stove doesn’t work so I’m...
Googling pictures of Jackie Chan helps when I miss my dad
youvegotmysong: Harris Wittels: I’m on a see sea food diet. When I see sea food, I eat sea food. Scott Aukerman: Hey, that’s based on my joke. I’ve been using that in my act for years. Marissa Wompler: Ah, so you mean you should BOTH kill yourselves?
I made veggie enchiladas, guacamole, brown rice, and refried beans because work was tough today. My roomie and I got through one episode of Game of Thrones before her boyfriend came over [forever 2 episodes behind]. And then I checked facebook and one of my friend’s mom messaged me because she’s worried about her son. Life man.
My roommate and I decided to go to a Taco Bell 30 minutes from our house and then take half of PCH home. She kept talking about Charles Manson and I kept screaming and eating my taco. Fun night.
I came home from work and my roommate was getting ready [taking shots] to go out with three of her guy friends and I just went to my room, but she came in and said “So-and-so is kind of cute right and he’s half Asian and doesn’t drink. You should go out there. Put on a shirt.” So I go out, make a burrito, 5 minutes later they all leave calling me racist so that went as...
petricca: ride or die diplomats son gang for life
rapewhistled: yea shes cute but does she know the lyrics to Ignition(remix)
4fagsunderthestars: hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city? i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties yes i do no one can twerk dat ass like you i swear its true
Not only are you a good crowd, but you have beautiful iPhone cases– Ezra Koenig (Vampire Weekend)
Bitches be bitches but I got Netflix and burritos so like fuck it
There is something so off about re-watching Arrested Development. My godmother and I had begun the re-watching back in September. It’s so bittersweet to watch it now by myself.
How can I even be looking at various tickets [Manchester Orchestra, Reggie Watts, Don’t Stop or We’ll Die] when I have no one to go with and money is so tight?
God Bless Macaroni Pizza
redfurniture: For someone who is not very hip-hop, I’m pretty hip-hop.
I was at work today and a lady came in wearing a Comedy Death Ray shirt. I told her I loved her shirt. She seemed scared by the crazed look in my eyes, but I couldn’t stop talking about podcasts now and I was turning red and getting hot and my boss wouldn’t stop laughing. It’s not that big of a deal except it is because no one cool ever comes into my store.