I finally had time to watch The Office finale and even though I dropped out a bit and openly said “It should’ve ended when Michael left”, I’m glad it went on for so long and my Thursdays will never be the same. On a related note, Fred Armisen was my first comedy crush and him not being on snl anymore breaks my heart and this is all bringing back 30 rock feels and I just need a minute ok
This guy came into the store today and he looked exactly like Ezra Koenig and he was so cute I wanted to die and I wanted to talk to him [like beside jean questions] but I couldn’t even look at him without turning red. I’m hopeless.
Nothing makes me more enraged than dumb ass people picking the wrong house on House Hunters.
I went into a sex shop today.
I was going to send this to my girlfriend privately via email, but I thought y’all could use a lesson in flirting.
Fuck finals. I’m studying this. Look out world, Yo’s learning how to flirt.